Hi! You’ve reached my (beloved) former blog. Come find me & my current work at JessieRosen.com

My 2013 Oscar Picks

February 26, 2013

My Review of Jillian Michael’s 30 Day Shred

February 26, 2013

Delayed Oscar Pun Dish Post

February 26, 2013

I’m delayed in posting this because it didn’t turn out quite like it was expected.

I made my Baked Brie-st of the Southern Wild. I cut many different sizes and shapes of brie cheeses into the shape of a giant boar. I wrapped that boar shape in way too much Pillsbury crescent roll dough. I added the features of the animal in 3-D using even more Pillsbury crescent roll. Then I created “fur” along the entire thing using a paring knife. Here is proof of that really ridiculous process:


Please note just how well it fits in with the actual scene from the movie! I intended to place this image (that I downloaded, formatted, and printed, ehem…) next to my dish once it was cooked.

 But, sadly, the oven at the house where we watched the Oscar was having a bad day, and by bad day I mean it never got over 200 degrees sooo the brie cooked on the inside, but the dough stayed raw. Oscar pun dish FAIL. Frankly, I had a feeling I was flying too close to the sun on this one…

Luckily I can take half credit for this genius, second place winning dish by R:

That’s pretty damn good, right?

Comments are closed.