Love

Anna is redeemed. Definitely a liar and potentially a criminal but at least, for now, redeemed. I go in Friday morning to drop off a load of legitimately dirty clothes. It’s around 8:38…8:40 – I can’t be sure. My plan is to say nothing. It’s been over two weeks since Anna’s even mentioned Matt so I’ve decided the drop-it-and-regroup plan is my best move. I …

FYGuys: a new, amazingly-named series providing tips to guys straight from the cryptic minds of women. The guys-in-suits effect is as illogical as it is impenetrable. It is not rooted in deep thought or consideration. It is does not vary by part of country or continent. It is not tested or even really questioned. It’s just fact. A group of men in well-fitting suits are …

Liz made a very bold statement the other day – a bold statement that might – and I’m just forecasting here – save this great city. She said she thinks there is a direct correlation between the lack of house parties and lack of dating here in New York. We were talking about the fact that three of her friends – not one or two …

Public outcry for my next steps in the on-going Matt saga has been overwhelming – overwhelming and frankly really weird. I’d like to thank everyone for their critical analysis of what’s really going on with Anna. If the crisis of my laundry love were, instead, the situation in the Middle East, I believe it would be solved. Too bad. The following recommendations come from a …

You hear people referencing leagues all the time: she’s so out of my league — I’m no where near his league — and that whole group is in a league of their own. That sort of thing. What they really mean is: she’s so much better looking that I am — I’m no where near as cool or good looking as him — and all …

I know someone who recently broke up with someone on account of failure to perform to the expected level during a college football weekend. He invited her onto sacred ground for a sacred weekend with sacred friends. She wasn’t into it. He wasn’t into that. They broke up. Yes it sounds like the tritest reason to end an otherwise excellent relationship, but upon full explanation, …

Hi you guys! Thanks for reading! I can’t for the life of me figure out how you found this blog. The web really must be both world and wide… I know you’re there thanks to a nifty “site meter” that pin points the locations of readers on a map. Scary, right?!But really finding this thing was only half the battle. It’s written in a version …

I’d like to see more of the following going on. I tell you I’d like to be dating — that I’ve given it a lot of thought, and right now I’d like to be going on dates with nice guys whom I might eventually bring to BC football games. You then rack your brain for every possible available and excellent guy you know and come …

Anna wants him for herself. I’m sure of it! She’s avoiding introducing him to me because she thinks she has a future with him. Today, this: “Anna, I’m so sad that you haven’t introduced me to Matt yet…” (Approach #3, the guilt-trip). “Jessica – I think you lie to me. I think you have boyfriend and you no tell me.” (Um…wtf Anna) “Anna! You think …

Friday night was Halloween. Well, technically it was the whole day but for the purposes of this and most discussions, it took place at night. Geanna, Katie, and I went out to a few bars because that’s where they serve alcohol and play music. I was dressed as a mullet* (suit-style front, party paraphernalia all over my back. Right. Business in the front, party in …