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May 2010

Guest Blogger: How could this have NOT grown into this? or what’s a hipster, and why were some of us destined to be one

admin - May 28, 2010

A few weeks ago my friend Zac and I were talking about what hipsters were, what they’ve become, and how I’m probably never going to be one. Bottom line – I don’t really understand it. Zac is a hipster, but of the authentic not purchased-on-St.-Mark’s variety, so I asked him to write us a little ditty about the meaning behind the moniker. On Hipsterdom: What …

The female version: when I really like him I…

admin - May 27, 2010

When I asked the male camp what they do different when they really like a girl I provided examples from guys I’d already spoken with. Examples like, “I find I text her after something big happens to me” or “I go out of my way to pick a kind of restaurant I know she’s really going to like.” And so I got back answers like …

From the mouths of men: If I really like her I’ll…

admin - May 26, 2010

It’s been awhile since I polled the male blog board for answers to help us decode the dating process. This time I was in search of the hints that you’re a contender – that in his mind you’ve transition from “want to hook up with” to “want to date.” We’ve discussed the whole guys-place-girls-in-buckets issue to death at this point (for a primer read this), …

Suburban Sabbatical: I’m no longer a single girl

admin - May 24, 2010

Humor me, if you will, and count the times in a typical week that you do something because you and you alone felt like doing it – watched two hours of DVR’d Addicted instead of cleaning your room, left the apartment at 10pm in search of Tasti D, walked to the grocery store to buy cheese in the middle of making a sandwich because any …

The last thing I ever want to see on television

admin - May 21, 2010

Yesterday morning I almost threw up all over myself (and my boss) at a packed event – and a mustard yellow spectator mary jane with a 5 inch wooden heel in not the kind of shoe you want to be running in, vomit-covered. My near-reputation-ending scene stems from the fact that there are three things that can happen on tv (or in a film slash …

Are women saying this? And are you one of them?

admin - May 19, 2010

“Lemme get your take on something,” one male friend said as we ascended the subway on 23rd street after grabbing some sandwiches and sunburn at the Boat Basin. “I’ve experienced this situation a few times recently with a few different girls I’ve gone out with.” “Okay…” I said, but what I meant was, “awesome because I don’t have a blog topic for Wednesday…” “So we’ll …

Suburban Sabbatical: the justification game

admin - May 18, 2010

You want to really upset someone, forget to tell them that you moved out of the city and back in with your parents a 2-hour bus ride away… It’s not that I forgot to inform certain people, it’s more that I couldn’t get the full, well-rehearsed, why-I’m-doing-this speech into a text message or voicemail and e-mail seemed too I-think-this/I-am-important-enough-to-send-an-email. So in the absence of a …

Are you leading yourself on? a two-version story…

admin - May 17, 2010

Here’s a short story: Guy and girl who already know each other hang out at a mutual friend’s birthday party, get drunk, and travel from bar one to bars two and three together. It gets late and guy, who lives outside the city, decides to crash at a friend’s place in the city. Guy offers for girl, who also lives outside the city, to join …

More my so-called advice: The “today I loved” journal

admin - May 13, 2010

It’s not often that I write a piece offering an honest glimpse into a personal struggle that’s void of both sarcasm and issues involving “men” – but this most recent Lemondrop piece is just that. A little window into my own self-help solution to getting out of a major life rut. Though, according to my Mom, she invented this.. I am what people refer to …

You’ll get by with a little help from (the right) friends

admin - May 12, 2010

Listen, facts are facts and fact is you don’t have time to be friends with everyone. There’s TV to watch and cocktails to drink and second careers to plan. I know someone who commits upwards of an hour a week to a full check of her 767 Facebook friends so she can send as many “keep in touch” messages as possible. That is outrageous. My …