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September 2013

How To Recover From Working a Full-Time Job

Jessie Rosen - September 30, 2013

In one month I will celebrate one year a full-time writer, so I should probably have a handle on how it works. To some degree, I’d say that I do. I know that I need to wake up by 7:30AM, latest, for maximum morning productivity, so I usually pop out around 8. I know that working out, even for 20 minutes, is the best way …

My Fiance and I Are Buying an Abandoned Church: Part -1, Why

Jessie Rosen - September 27, 2013

R and I have decided to buy an abandoned church. Yes, that abandoned church you see above, or better yet, this abandoned church you can read all about. I thought about keeping the identity of our church a secret, but I decided the chances of you also wanting this abandoned church are slim to none, plus if you do decide to sneakily buy it out …

The Eight Month Wedding Slump

Jessie Rosen - September 25, 2013

(from ShowKnows.com) The last thing I wrote about my upcoming wedding was this list of the Top 10 Weirdest Things About Being Engaged and this way-too-long essay on how to find a wedding dress. Those were both written almost three months ago – a time when I was still totally and completely consumed with the planning process. I spent more hours per day than I’ll …

What Writing Freelance Fashion Articles Has Done To My Brain

Jessie Rosen - September 23, 2013

Like many writers of blogs and would-be TV shows, I too have a freelance writing gig. Mine is writing fashion reviews for an entertainment website. These are not to be confused with fashion culture pieces for the Sunday Styles section. My hard-hitting investigations have titles like, “Rack Report! Taylor Swift Showcases Some Unexpected Side-Boob!” And no, that’s not a fake example. My not-so-secret secret is …

This Blog In Voice Form: My Segment on Fortnight on the Internets Podcast

Jessie Rosen - September 19, 2013

There’s a fantastic website out there called Rumors On The Internets where you’ll find a fantastic podcast called Fortnights On The Internets, where you’ll find a brand new episode featuring my actual voice! Hosts Alpine, Alison and I talk about everything from why I almost stopped writing this blog (but didn’t) to whether or not I think our generation is lazy and entitled (which I …

Sex Advice from a 98-Year-Old Woman: “His ding-dong was very small. So he went for an operation and they made it bigger!”

Jessie Rosen - September 18, 2013

I promise your day will be greatly enhanced by reading this nonagenarian’s take on life – just like her second husband’s “ding dong”! The interview appeared in Esquire but is actually ,”from writer (The Every Boy) and Oscar-nominated filmmaker (Murderball) Dana Adam Shapiro’s You Can Be Right (Or You Can Be Married) collection of interviews with divorcees. Now out in paperback. It was hard to …

There Is A Way To Find Out How “Many Eggs You Have Left”

Jessie Rosen - September 16, 2013

I’ve touched on the issue of infertility before – or rather fears of infertility. It was in this post about an episode of New Girl where CeCe finds out she has so few eggs left that she essentially needs to get pregnant yesterday if she wants to have kids. I wrote about being frustrated that the show didn’t explain the testing process for finding out …

How This One Episode of The Wonder Years Helped Me Understand What’s Wrong With Dating These Days (Maybe…)

Jessie Rosen - September 13, 2013

I’ve been binge-watching episodes of The Wonders Years because A. it’s an amazing show B. it’s on Netflix Instant and C. I’m working on a project that involves voice over. Yesterday I made it to the episode where Kevin “falls in love” with Lisa-something and makes the massive mistake of telling Paul. Paul suggests he find out if Lisa likes Kevin back by asking Lisa’s …

How An Idea Becomes a TV Show (I Think…)

Jessie Rosen - September 11, 2013

John Scalzi I am in the very early stages of an idea of mine becoming a TV show…I think. I know that I have an idea. I know that it is intended to eventually end up a TV show. Exactly what stage I am at in this process remains somewhat of a mystery to me and a total mine field to my poor family back …