I’m sorry that I’ve been more than a little absent. If it makes you feel any better I’ve been just as missing from the rest of my life as I have been from this blog. BUT in 33 short days I will be a married woman, and then everything will just fall naturally back into place…right after our cross-country road-trip…and our re-arranging of the entire apartment to fit all the gifts…and we re-adjust to what life is like without hourly updating of the wedding status grid.
That said, I don’t want you to think that I haven’t been thinking of really excellent blog post ideas to decide I have no time to write. Here, in the order in which they were conceived of and subsequently abandoned, is that list. I’ve also included the conclusion I intended to arrive at with each post proving once and for all that this whole blog could be reduced to titles, one sentence statements of fact, and pictures that I copy from the Internet!
- TITLE: I’m obsessed with the Lindsay Lohan doc on OWN, and I’m very ashamed to say so
- CONCLUSION: Oprah is wrong; Lindsay is not ready to come back, and I don’t believe she ever will be.
- TITLE: The invention of the text message is one of the greatest destroyers of dating, for one specific reason
- CONCLUSION: Before a guy let you know he was a jerk by not calling back, now a guy can trick you into believing he’s not a jerk by lamely texting you after a few days.
- TITLE: Regarding the Importance of the Bridal Shower
- It may seem like a silly lady tradition, but I found my west and east coast lady gatherings to be beautiful chances to celebrate what it is to be an almost-wife with the women in mine and R’s life.
- TITLE: The Five Steps To Proper Skincare (That It Took Me 30 Years To Learn)
- Conclusion: Cleanse (or Exfoliate 2-3 times per week), Tone, Repair (spot treatments, etc.), Apply Under Eye Cream, Moisturize. Thanks to Janna of My Beauty Binge for schooling me!
- TITLE: I said no more trolling through Instagram/Facebook/Twitter when we’re in the car driving together, and so should you!
- Conclusion: Fine, R said it, but I’m following it because it’s a really kind thing to do.
Jessie Rosen
Jessie Rosen resides physically in LA and mentally in NY. She writes scripts, books, articles, sex stories, branded content and killer e-mails.
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I’m in complete agreement with you on bullet #1! I don’t know why, but I can’t stop watching it. I did think it was interesting the way Oprah said she believed Lindsay believed she was ready to stay sober as if Oprah didn’t necessarily believe it herself.
Hi Jessie, congrats on getting married! I don’t believe Lohan is ready to return as well at least until she does stay sober. In the future I do believe she will become a better person to continue her career and I wish Lindsay the best.
haha! I LOVE these! And I agree with all of them! The text message has made it so no guy really has to work at all. I was just talking with someone the other day, about how we miss those loooong stay up all night phone calls with the guys we date. I mean those were awesome, and you really did get to know someone that way. The text message destroyed that! Lame.