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Hillary Clinton’s speech last night was as close to perfection as it gets – and yet I was kind of secretly hoping she’d just do this. I’ve re-written this famous American President speech with all due respect to my heroes Aaron Sorkin and Hillary Clinton (and Michael Douglas too). My changes in bold. For the last couple of months, Donald Trump has suggested that …
Yesterday was my puppy Louie’s 2nd birthday and I can say with absolute certainty that I still don’t know if I like having a dog. I know but give me a second. I love Louie with all my heart and soul. I love his little bear face and his little Chewbacca legs and his stubby lamb tail and the way he rubs his eyes when …
How crying at Fox’s new take on their dance comp classic is changing my life I’ve been pretty upset with the world, lately. You too, right? Senseless killings in response to senseless killings. Politics too crazy for a screenplay. Rape culture runneth over. It is a really challenging time to be a human. And the stress of all this negativity pummeling us on and off line …
ICYMI, Renee Zellweger changed her face. It used to be rounder in some places than others and now, owing to plastic surgery, it is not. I’m not posting a picture of it here, but you can find it on the Internet in 0.5 second. Naturally the public went wild. Here’s an article from Bustle that summarizes the reaction, but the highlight is EWWWW!!! and What was …