• “Anna, I’m so sad that you haven’t introduced me to Matt yet…” (Approach #3, the guilt-trip).
• “Jessica – I think you lie to me. I think you have boyfriend and you no tell me.” (Um…wtf Anna)
• “Anna! You think I would lie to you?” (Pouring it on thick)
• “Haha – no on. But Matt is soooo good guy. I tell him if I not so old I date him myself.” (Oh really…is that what you told him…)
• “Ha. It’s too bad you are too old though.” (Whatever. She asked for it.)
• “Haha. Okay. I tell him you say hi.” (She did not make direct eye-contact. She knew what she had done…)
• “Yes. Please do.” (I tried to raise one eye-brow but failed.)

So you see. Clear as day. She Indian gave Matt like some 7th grade girl who says, “You would be soooo cute with _______,” when what she meant was, “I would be sooo cute with _______”.
Time to bring in the big guns. Reverse psychology and enhanced tipping. I have considered bringing her food.
I am not above bribery.