Listen Meredith –
Enough already. Cut the sad, sick-and-twisted, can’t accept love crap and make a fucking decision. Yes Derek or No Derek.
I get that you come from a rough past with a mean Mom and a run-away Dad and that your Mom had an affair with the head of your current hospital where you now work with your annoying half-sister who got all the love you didn’t. It’s an obstacle, no doubt.
But you are not getting any younger or less-tired looking. Time to dig deep and work this s hit out. I’d say, make your own choice and stick to it, but you’re incapable of that.
Instead I offer the following direction. I would demand it, but you’re fictional and that’s taking things too far. Still:
- Be with Derek – actually, whole-heartedly, non-over-analytically and without your dumb coy games. Call him your boyfriend. Let him move into your house. Ask your roommates to move out because 35-year-old surgeons don’t live with their girlfriend and her four best friends, even if one of them makes really good muffins (Izzy Stephens…I’ll get to you next). You will not do better than him. All other man would have dropped you like a bad habit given your high school antics.
- Stop taking advice from Christina – she is a freak. She destroyed her own relationship to a similarly loving, equally attractive, retardedly patient man. Her entire personality is based on not expressing emotion – that isn’t anger toward that mean blonde now-lesbian doctor.
- Stay in therapy – I have never seen some one less done with therapy. Stay in it. In fact, go more often. Daily would probably be best.
- Gain weight – Maybe you’d look less tired if you skin wasn’t falling off your face. Just a suggestion.
Listen, sometimes you say fairly valid things, and I’m sure you do represent a certain slice of the female population. Bottom line: usually you’re just annoying, and it’s not a kind of woman any of us are aspiring to be.
Get your act together. You’re reflecting really poorly on the gender and with this Sarah Palin situation we need all the help we can get.
Thank you,
Woman kind.
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