What a way to ring in the New Year…
We packed the house at The Gallery at LPR for the east coast #SNSTalks kick-off and had an all-around killer show. New Yorker’s, you’ll be pleased to know that we’re moving ahead with monthly shows hosted by the incredible Michelle Buteau when I’m not in town. West Coast girls, don’t worry. My hero Margot Leitman held down the fort last night for what I hear was an awesome first show of the year, and we’re continuing with our first Sunday of every month run.
Now, for the inaugural list of lessons learned from the ladies of New York City: Michelle Buteau, Caitlin Brodnick, Giulia Rozzi, Ophira Eisenberg, and Cindy Chupack.
1. Consider the quality of a man you met at a Sabrett Hot Dog cart on the Lower East Side at 2AM.
2. Consider even more carefully the quality of a man who opens with the line, “Wow, you must really want a hot dog.”
3. Gum + blow job + NYC taxi cab = disaster
4. Late night bodega buffet Chinese food + gum + blow job + NYC taxi cab = abort mission.
5. It’s true. When you love your body, you love yourself, and that makes sex so much better.
6. It’s also true. Someone needs to make sexy lingerie for 34G boobs.
7. Some people are tigers and some people are gazelles, and considering tigers eat gazelles, they probably shouldn’t get married.
8. It is possible to be picking out wedding china in Boston and hooking up with strangers in a bathroom in New York in the same week. …which pretty much defines the difference between New York and Boston.
9. FYI, in Canada getting a boyfriend is as easy as sitting down at a bar, ordering a drink, and responding with a friendly “hello” to the first man who approaches.
10. Sometimes the confidence you’ve been searching for can come in the strangest shape, size, age and reaction to the thing that was making you less confident in the first place.
11. Life is good when an impromptu performance of Puppetry of the Penis is the second craziest thing to ever happen at your annual New Year’s Eve party.
12. You know that episode of Sex & The City where Carrie dates the guy from the looney bin played by David Duchovny? Well the 122 women who were at the first ever NY Sunday Night Sex Talks now know the entire story behind it…
Jessie Rosen
Jessie Rosen resides physically in LA and mentally in NY. She writes scripts, books, articles, sex stories, branded content and killer e-mails.
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