The series continues.

Last night we were bi-coastal yet again with a New York show hosted by the lovely and talented Giulia Rozzi and the LA installment lead by yours truly. In the immortal words of Miss Dolly Parton as Miss Truvy Jones, “I’M A CHAIN!!!”

Both shows revolved around a “My Funny Valentine” theme, but I can only speak to lessons learned during the west coast show because what happens at #SNSTalks stays at #SNSTalks (also we have a policy against recording the shows so I don’t even have a way of knowing unless I make poor Giulia recount every single detail). So here are half of the pearls of wisdom, but I think they’re good enough to cover the whole country.

• According to our crowds, women in NY care about the Superbowl WAY more than women in LA. This comes as little to no surprise. 

• No one forgets their first kiss, especially if it happens on Valentine’s Day inside a coat closet. 

• It’s hard to know what’s prude and not prude when you’re in 7th grade, but it’s safe to say not kissing your boyfriend for an entire year of dating falls on the super prude side. 

• You date the kind of people you think you deserve. In other words, never date down.

• You don’t have to be gay to be gay. That’s as complicated as it reads, but shockingly simple when you hear it live…

• If you want to vomit in reaction to a given man’s sexual preference don’t have sex with him again.

• Sometimes all it takes is one month of online dating, and a guy who gets naked minus the socks.

• If you’re not taking advantage of the many benefits of online dating, you don’t have the right online dating coach. @carneybusiness is your girl.

• And finally, and most importantly, the butt hole is permission-only territory. 

We’re off for Spring Break (and because it’s the Oscars) in March, so see you in NY and LA on April 6th!