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Jessie Rosen

Jessie Rosen resides physically in LA and mentally in NY. She writes scripts, books, articles, sex stories, branded content and killer e-mails.

The Final Word On: Dating

Jessie Rosen - July 19, 2013

This image is in no way relevant, it just cracked me up The series continues as the clock counts further down… Today: dating. There was a time when this entire blog was centered on the topic of how to get dates, how to keep dating once you gotten a live one, and how to continue that dating pattern into a legitimate relationship. It wasn’t until …

Top 10 Weirdest Things About Being Engaged

Jessie Rosen - July 16, 2013

Tip #1: Stare Deeply Into The Eyes of Your Fiance At All Times Getting engaged is by far one of the most exciting things that’s ever happened to me, and I once tap danced with Savion Glover on the set of Sesame Street alongside Phylicia Rashad‘s son. But being engaged is by far one of the weirdest experienced of my life – to date. I …

Bonus Post: My One 20-something Regret

Jessie Rosen - July 16, 2013

I have a million tiny regrets from my 20s. Things like I wish I’d run a 5K and I wish I’d ever wanted to run a 5K for more than a second. Then there’s things like I kinda wish I kissed that one super handsome filmmaker from Australia and I wish I hadn’t kissed that one super rude banker from Long Island. And of course …

The Final Word On: Hooking Up

Jessie Rosen - July 11, 2013

*Not a real book…yet. I’ve decided to use up some of my remaining post space to soap box on the biggest issues facing 20-somethings today…after excessive college debt, rampant unemployment, and the astronomical cost of independent health insurance… Hooking up – the catch-all term to signify intimacy of any kind, outside of a relationship. You don’t “hook up” once you’re inside a relationship. I don’t …

Bonus Post: Current Progress On The 30 Days ‘Til 30 Challenge

Jessie Rosen - July 10, 2013

It’s been approximately one week since my (self-imposed and totally ridiculous) challenge was set (by myself). Here’s where I’m at, because I know you’ve been staying up all night wondering.  Stay up all night partying On Sunday night/Monday morning I went to sleep at 1AM. It was really, really rough and I felt miserable the next day even though I was completely sober. Awesome.  Go …

How Long Can You Wait To Have A Baby?

Jessie Rosen - July 9, 2013

If you asked me, “How long can you wait to have a baby?” before I read this Atlantic article, I would have said, “It gets really dangerous to try having children after around 34.” My answer would have been based on random headlines I’ve seen or studies I’ve skimmed. It also would have been rooted in the almighty, “things I’ve heard lots of people say,” …

The Older The Age, The Shorter The Time Before You’re Engaged?

Jessie Rosen - July 2, 2013

A former colleague of mine recently got engaged. She and her new fiance are both 30-somethings who dated consistently throughout their 20s and early 30s. They met about one year ago, fell instantly in love, and got engaged 11 months later. To me, the somewhat short courtship (there are certainly shorter) made perfect sense. They are confident in their relationship and very ready to start …

Bonus Post: The 30 Days ’til 30 Challenge

Jessie Rosen - July 1, 2013

Today is the first day of July, and July is the month directly before my birthday month, August, and this August I’ll be celebrating my 30th birthday (in case you missed the barrage of posts about it), meaning today marks one month before the end of my 20s. It’s cool. I’m not feeling completely and totally over-dramatic about it or anything. I don’t, like, want …

How To Say Yes To The Dress

Jessie Rosen - June 27, 2013

I spent the past four days shopping for a wedding dress on the east coast.  Four days, 10 appointments across two states, and I believe roughly 70 dresses. My “Overachievers Anonymous” group tells me that’s a lot. Just kidding. I obviously don’t have time for Overachievers Anonymous.  People have tons of advice around proper shopping for the “most important dress you’ll ever wear” (side note: …

How To Be 30, According to Kareem Abdul Jabbar, Who I Briefly Knew While In Utero

Jessie Rosen - June 20, 2013

Two things make today’s post incredibly relevant: 1. Tonight is Game 7 of the NBA finals. A. I know this, which is big in and of itself. B. I know that the San Antonio Spurs and their “Flying Frenchman” Tony Parker are playing the Miami Heat and their maybe-greatest-player-of-all-time LeBron James (huge of me!). I also know that some guy named Duncan was supposed to …