I will spare you the details to spare myself the embarrassment, but it may or may not have included the line, “No, Louie, I don’t think your Dad is coddling you, I just want you to be a more independent and therefore confident dog.”
Who am I???
A person who now has a 5 lb. fluff ball of a conversation pawn living in the house. I’m no longer limited to looking R in the eyes and telling him how I feel; I can say it in a baby voice directly into the face of an adorable puppy with R in direct ear-shot! He can hear me loud and clear then respond with his own sweet-voiced words to the little man cuddling on the ground between us. Where was this dog when we were planning a wedding??
Is there a name for this social phenomenon? The second person referential? (I made that up) Pass-through communication? (sounds very Long Island Medium) Mommy/Daddy speak? (Ugh…) But that’s what it is, right? – a weird conversation crutch that enters your life the minute you become parents, puppy or otherwise.
I can’t think of another example of someone referring to an individual about another individual with the individual in the room, unless you’re just doing it to be a flirt (“Bartender, I think this girl sitting next to me is giving me eyes. What do you think?”) or a dick (“Hhmm Bob, sounds like Janet isn’t very happy with the new vacation day policy…”).
Or is that what we’re doing too?
- “Louie show your Mom all the amazing tricks I taught you!”
- “Louie, it’s Dad’s turn to walk you because Mom got absolutely zero work done today while you were screaming!”
- “Louie, tell Mom to stop being lazy and come join us for a walk.”
- “Louie say, ‘hi Dad, Mom got me in my crate without any crying because she is the best!'”
It would appear that way…
And so I’m trying to limit whatever it is we’re going to call this awkward new practice that arrived with our new roommate. It’s not that I’m against the passive-aggressive communication strategy. There’s something nice about changing up the way you tell your better half what you’re thinking and feeling. It’s that that idea of someone hearing us talk to each other like this makes me want to crawl under a rock.
Here’s hoping that’s not how Louie feels all day every day…
Jessie Rosen
Jessie Rosen resides physically in LA and mentally in NY. She writes scripts, books, articles, sex stories, branded content and killer e-mails.
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kami sekeluarga tak lupa mengucapkan puji syukur kepada ALLAH S,W,T
dan terima kasih banyak kepada AKI atas nomor togel.nya yang AKI
berikan 4 angka 0390 alhamdulillah ternyata itu benar2 tembus AKI.
dan alhamdulillah sekarang saya bisa melunasi semua utan2 saya yang
ada sama tetangga.dan juga BANK BRI dan bukan hanya itu AKI. insya
allah saya akan coba untuk membuka usaha sendiri demi mencukupi
kebutuhan keluarga saya sehari-hari itu semua berkat bantuan AKI..
sekali lagi makasih banyak ya AKI… bagi saudara yang suka main togel
yang ingin merubah nasib seperti saya silahkan hubungi AKI SOLEH,,di no (((082-313-336-747)))
insya allah anda bisa seperti saya…menang togel 275
juta, wassalam.
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Apakah anda termasuk dalam kategori di bawah ini !!!!
1″Dikejar-kejar hutang
2″Selaluh kalah dalam bermain togel
3″Barang berharga anda udah habis terjual Buat judi togel
4″Anda udah kemana-mana tapi tidak menghasilkan solusi yg tepat
5″Udah banyak Dukun togel yang kamu tempati minta angka jitunya
tapi tidak ada satupun yang berhasil..
Solusi yang tepat jangan anda putus asah….AKI SOLEH akan membantu
anda semua dengan Angka ritwal/GHOIB:
butuh angka togel 2D 3D 4D SGP / HKG / MALAYSIA / TOTO MAGNUM / dijamin
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Apabila ada waktu
silahkan Hub: AKI SOLEH DI NO: (((082-313-336-747)))
atau klik langsung di KLIK DSINI BOCORAN TOGEL
angka GHOIB: singapur 2D/3D/4D/
angka GHOIB: hongkong 2D/3D/4D/
angka GHOIB; malaysia
angka GHOIB; toto magnum 4D/5D/6D/
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