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Jessie Rosen

Jessie Rosen resides physically in LA and mentally in NY. She writes scripts, books, articles, sex stories, branded content and killer e-mails.

The Girlfriend’s Guide to Star Wars: Part I

Jessie Rosen - December 8, 2015

So you lied to your boyfriend/fiancé/husband about having seen Star Wars… Me too. Though, I swear I only claimed to have seen the first one (which is apparently the fourth one?). I just remembered it including things that are in the third one (which is apparently the sixth one?). This all would have gone unquestioned, but they had to go and make a seventh one (which is in …

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Reverse Resolution 2015

Why You Should Start Your New Year’s Resolutions Today

Jessie Rosen - December 1, 2015

The same thing sits on the tip top of my New Year’s Resolution list every. single. year.  Take Better Care Of My Body   For me that means lay off the cheese (I’m a lactose intolerance denier), lay off the booze (at least during the week) and exercise more frequently (for jean-size maintenance and general health reasons). And yet every single year I arrive at that January …

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Hump Day Help: Thanksgiving Edition

Jessie Rosen - November 25, 2015

Time for a very Thanksgiving Edition of Hump Day Help. Tomorrow is one of my favorite days of the year. I’ll be spending it with R and Louie at the home of two of our best friends (Michael and John). We have a tradition of bringing the appetizers. This year it’s olive tapenade, sweet pea hummus, mushroom pate, spinach dip in a bread bowl and …

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10 Things I Still Don’t Know About My 32-Year-Old Body

Jessie Rosen - November 24, 2015

[Featured image via Adam Christopher Design] I am now 32 and three months old. According to recent blood work, I am in excellent health. Thanks to Class Pass, I am in the best shape of my adult life. Yesterday I gave advice to a teenager about sex and used the phrase, “your body is your temple.” And yet here is a list of 10 Things …

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What Aziz Ansari Taught Me About Motherhood

Jessie Rosen - November 19, 2015

(banner image via Nerdist.com) If you’re not familiar with the new Aziz Ansari Netflix series Master Of None then open a new Internet window and look it up immediately. It is a funny, original, and poignant show that captures the 30-nothing experience better than anything I’ve seen. Congrats also to co-creator Alan Yang who is responsible for some of my favorite Parks & Rec episodes …

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Hump Day Help: Aziz, a diet, a smooth foot, a laugh

Jessie Rosen - November 18, 2015

Back with more help to get you through this chilly mid-week slug. Here’s Hump Day Help, November 18th edition. Watch this new Aziz Ansari series   You know how you’re always watching out-of-touch comedies and screaming where is the depiction of the modern American 30-something experience?! At the TV? Just me? Well Master of None is that show and Aziz is brilliant as its lead. Check out the …

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Ya Novel Dead Ringer

BUY MY debut YA NOVEL!

Jessie Rosen - November 11, 2015

It’s finally the big day. DEAD RINGER is here.     You can buy my debut YA novel right now and start reading on your favorite digital device immediately. Just click on the BUY IT NOW button you see on the bottom right of this fancy screen grab. It has a scintillating preview of the book’s GONE GIRL meets PRETTY LITTLE LIARS plot, just in case you need more …

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Win the DEAD RINGER Cali Girl Swag Bag!

Jessie Rosen - November 9, 2015

TWO DAYS until the official DEAD RINGER release (11/11!), and we’re ramping up the excitement with an insane giveaway – the DEAD RINGER Cali Girl Swag Bag. Why “Cali Girl”? Because it’s filled with goodies that my main character Laura Rivers would totally covet. Why “Swag Bag”? It’s a little homage to the first sentence of the book. Deep breath, big smile, and remember: it’s …

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