Time for a very Thanksgiving Edition of Hump Day Help. Tomorrow is one of my favorite days of the year. I’ll be spending it with R and Louie at the home of two of our best friends (Michael and John). We have a tradition of bringing the appetizers. This year it’s olive tapenade, sweet pea hummus, mushroom pate, spinach dip in a bread bowl and CHEEEESSSEEEE.

Here are four other things that will get me through the day

Save your Turkey

 

Call the Butterball Turkey Talk Line! It’s too genius not to at least call and pretend you have a question. Also why don’t they have this for general life? Did I just make a billion dollars?

Save your mani

 

You know your going to get your nails did so they’ll match your Turkey day sweater dress. Don’t waste that $12 plus tip when you’re making your baked brie. Yes, this is 100% based on my life. Thanks for the tips Cosmo!

Save your figure

 

I did a reverse New Year’s resolution this year so I don’t end up feeling like crap on January 1st. More on that later, but for now here’s a Thanksgiving morning work out to ease your second helping guilt factor. Yes, I picked it entirely because of this man’s face. Thanks People Magazine!

 

Save time for Celebrity!

It’s a tradition at my thanksgiving to end the night with a ROUSING game of Celebrity. Here’s how you will play, because you will play. To be clear, we do not know the person in this photo, but we would.

Happy Thanksgiving all! Be grateful. Be safe.